Lazier than Garfield.

Mum has been vehemently advising me to not dump laundry onto the room floor,
but as you know, bad habits tend stick around much longer than it should.
However, an idea struck.
Since dumping onto the floor is forbidden,
there isn't any domestic law prohibiting laundry from being thrown onto places other than the floor.
Thus, the above.

But at the other extreme,
I can be as hardworking as the ants.
So I woke up, saw the pile of junks on the table and chair,
can't stand looking at it,
and thus, below.

Can't get any neater than that y'all.