Trust Wanti, Trust.

I could've been a tad more 'kiasu' when it comes to getting something that I've been wanting.
If I had known that the first 58 customers have the chance to own the Nokia 5800 for only 58cents,
I wld've been in that chase.

It's ok though.
6 more months.

Couldn't care lesser.

You thought your good friend is worth that title.
But does he/she regards you the same way you do?
What happened after those years of friendship?
Abandoned? Forgotten? Misplaced?
I'm not affected by that occasion.
Maybe you had your reasons.
Ya, whatever.

Some tries so hard to be normal,
cos they think they're not,
just because they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
That's beyond normal.

When you've found someone you love,
do you find another to like?


A daddy face, boy's bod?
or
A boy's face, daddy bod?

Lazier than Garfield.

Mum has been vehemently advising me to not dump laundry onto the room floor,
but as you know, bad habits tend stick around much longer than it should.
However, an idea struck.
Since dumping onto the floor is forbidden,
there isn't any domestic law prohibiting laundry from being thrown onto places other than the floor.
Thus, the above.

But at the other extreme,
I can be as hardworking as the ants.
So I woke up, saw the pile of junks on the table and chair,
can't stand looking at it,
and thus, below.

Can't get any neater than that y'all.

Instead of giving in to your whims and wants and whatnots,
just remind yourself to appreciate & embrace everything that you have now.
You'll feel so much at ease and most importantly, refrained from overindulgence,
thus, no spending unnecessarily.

Even when you're down with difficulties, problems, letdowns etc,
keep an open and positive mind,
believing that everything happens for a reason, only known to Him.

If only..

we get paid for each entry posted on blogs.

Magnum Opus.

Who's not satisfied and happy after pooping?
Even animals are.
Proof?

Expressing content during the process, through the poo-poo.
Fluffy must have had an overdose of happy pills.

Mum thought I arranged it in such a manner.
Thanks Mum.
Just relieved that you didn't ask if it was my doing.

Constipated.

Yesterday's tomorrow, in retrospect, is the hottest day of my life.
Sat on the toilet-bowl for a friggin' 45mins, with the laptop (mine doesn't have a webcam, unfortunately).
Once done, stepped out of the enclosure, which for that moment felt like a sauna,
contented.
I just lost a kilo.